funk elastic

Mon, 03 May 2004 02:22:45 GMT

come try out for hott_likewhoa

we want you to apply.
what have you got to lose..
do you think your hott like whoa?

sorry we're moving.

Thu, 06 Nov 2003 01:05:18 GMT

new Live Journal.
this one's too old.
and im kinda sick of it.
so this is my new one.
bloodshot_eyess

if you give a shit enough to read what i say
then add it.
bye

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 07:47:23 GMT

i have the fucking HOTTEST bestfriend in the world!!!

dude..im actually gonna go to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight.
BEFORE 12!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!
this is seriously the first time in like...8-9months?
ya.
GOODNIGHT<3

haha ya. that never happened.
insomniaaaaaaa sucksss dfjsksdakl
im bored.

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 05:02:22 GMT

LuMpY Centre 420: obalabogala hoogalyjoob
kissableXOquiet: i know
LuMpY Centre 420: i hope so
LuMpY Centre 420: itll save your life one day
kissableXOquiet: fancy a fuck?
LuMpY Centre 420: hoogaboogaaggabagga giggidygoggidyboo
kissableXOquiet: i farted too
LuMpY Centre 420: thats fucking hott
kissableXOquiet: I KNOW
LuMpY Centre 420: smockitylockity pooshibityba?
kissableXOquiet: eh only after 4
LuMpY Centre 420: this is my new language
LuMpY Centre 420: it's called candydoesntknowhowtobeahumanbeingtoday language..
LuMpY Centre 420: but i am not a robot.
LuMpY Centre 420: and yes i have a human hat.
LuMpY Centre 420: thank you.
LuMpY Centre 420: good day sir.
kissableXOquiet: your hott when you talk like that
LuMpY Centre 420: do i make you moist?
kissableXOquiet: almost too moist

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 00:02:27 GMT

high im stoned.
and i love james.
and i fucking LOVE tacha!!!
eat her up baby!!!!!<3
i love Jessica DEDEDEDEDEDEECKER like FUCKING whoa<3 S/T4lyfe
Jessica and Camy fucking own.
Endo Cloud is fucking awesome.
im fucking awesome.
and im very highhhhhhhh right now!
and im listening to SUBLIME!!!
she may be an angellll
she may be a queen
she might be black white american indian or japanese
dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
WHAT HAPPENED?!
omg i fucking love Sublime so much you have no clue!!
i cant wait to get my sublime tat! sdfjfkjasdkjsdfkljsdkl
all i have to say now is that NEXT THURSDAY BETTER FUCKING HAPPEN BECAUSE I NEED TO GET SOME NEW PEICES NIGGA!
peace<3

Tue, 04 Nov 2003 00:29:33 GMT

im so stupid.
i cant believe i ever believed that i could be happy.
my happiness lasted a whole day.
and right now..
i dont think i can get any lower.
im really sick.
im very fed up
and im very hurt.
-------------------------------------------------------------
-James-
i just want you to know..
what you did today hurt me more than words can even describe.
you might as well have just jammed a fucking screwdriver through my heart.
thank you.
i really deserved that. =(

Mon, 03 Nov 2003 21:28:46 GMT

if theres anything in the world that i hate more is a flaker.
but theres nothing better then a lying flaker.
i love when people lie to me and flake on me.
it's SOO awesome.
oh well..
this thursday WAS gonna be a lot of fucking fun.
but ya. lying flakers ruin everyones shit.
hffjsdkjsakfkjfksjfkjjklfjkld!
this fucking sucks!!

and i was very sick last night.
VERY VERY VERY SICK.
and today i feel like shit.
and i get to start my day off with lying flakers!! yay!
i think i should go back to sleep before this day further progesses into bigger shit.
peace

Mon, 03 Nov 2003 01:11:54 GMT

haha wow dude.
right now..
my life seems perfect.
SEEMS perfect..
i know its not.
but right now..
everything seems so fucking awesome!
like....ya.
today i realized it when i was sitting in the car with chance.
we were just sitting there smokign a bowl on top of sand canyon..
and like...we had the radio on..and a classic rock song came on..
lynard skynard - freebird. and like..listening to that song and looking out onto the clouds and the valley and the mountains..and the weather being so beautiful..
i realized that everything is just so perfect.
im living the life that a lot of people dont wanna live..
because they dont wanna risk losing shit..blabla..or whatever reasons.
like..i have awesome friends..
i have the bestest bestfriend ever<3
and things are just going so good.
yayyy!!!!

and omg. THURSDAY I KNOW IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
Brian, Jessica, and my Babyboo Beka<3! hesperia, venice beach, west la..HOTEL ROOM!!!!!!!!! lots of weed and alcohol. OMG!
i love you guys sooo much!! i know were gonna fucking own thursday night<3

okkk im gonna go be happyy somewhere!!!<3
NOTHING can ruin this right now.
i love it<3

dude...am i FINALLY happy?

Sun, 02 Nov 2003 08:44:03 GMT

dude..like...i love beka SOOO much!
like our convos are always like..so stupid.
but we always understand each other
and we always have the right thing to say
to anything.
like...DUUUUDE BEKA! ESPN!!! we CONNECT <3
i love you so much! muaH! MARVOULOUS homaaaaayaaamm laaayaaapaaa
so ya.
our convos are tyte.
<3

LuMpY Centre 420: haha..you proibably think im so gayy
kissableXOquiet: always and forever my love
LuMpY Centre 420: jkdfjklsjd
LuMpY Centre 420: i hate you!
kissableXOquiet: i love you more
LuMpY Centre 420: i gave chance head for his birthday
kissableXOquiet: i gave some stranger head for a taco
LuMpY Centre 420: hahahahaa
kissableXOquiet: p.s. its a lie
LuMpY Centre 420: haha i know
LuMpY Centre 420: but i did
kissableXOquiet: i know
LuMpY Centre 420: hey beka..
LuMpY Centre 420: lip (your very pretty) unlip
kissableXOquiet: lip (i know) unlip
kissableXOquiet: lip (your hott and i want to touch your penissssssss) unlip
LuMpY Centre 420: lip (thank you lying peice of shit! i want to tongue your grundle) unlip
LuMpY Centre 420: lip (you wantmy sex..come and get it ) unlip. UNZIP !
kissableXOquiet: lip (i want to stick my uh oh in your o yeaaa) unlip
LuMpY Centre 420: dude this is SO hott
LuMpY Centre 420: i love lipping
kissableXOquiet: ill lip you all night

p.s.
nydia..i wasnt making fun of you.
ill tell you what started that when i talk to you..
just know i wasnt making fun! i love you and howiee!<3

Sat, 01 Nov 2003 23:03:52 GMT

last night ended up being a pretty tyte night.
i ended up going out..
meeting up with a couple people.
smoking.
meeting up with someone else..
smoking.
got a couple 40's.
drank them.
got a litttte drunk
came home.
smoked.
Chance called.
he came over and we watched Jason X and Halloween H20 together
smoked.
a little somethin somethin.. =)
realized that all my coke is gone.
haha..that is not a good sign.
i have a feeling im going to be in a lot of trouble later.
haha oh well.
fuck it.
im high.
so bye<3

Sat, 01 Nov 2003 22:58:15 GMT

Eight miles high

and when you touch down

You'll find that it's

stranger than known

Sat, 01 Nov 2003 04:34:16 GMT

long beach dub all stars fucking own.
like..they are just sooo fucking incredible.
what do you expect with the bassist and drummer from sublime?
with 238498349082390 rhastafarian fools who are just way too fucking cool.
everyone download long beach dub all stars.....RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

im drunk.
and ive decided and realized tonight that weed is SOOOOOOOO SOOO SOOOOO fucking more better than alcohol anyday.
id rather blaze a fat blunt than drink anything anyday.

happy halloween fools.
you better not be sober.
peace

Fri, 31 Oct 2003 02:39:17 GMT

haha im so high right now.
i love amsterdam & venice beach
i wanna see fucking friday the 13th.
i still dont have anyone to go to 6flags with me though.
come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn fagets.
ya im high.
i love Jessica<3andBeka<3andCamy<3 like whoa
you guys = awesome.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

p.s.
nature valley 100% natual crunchy granola bars banana nut are the fucking shit

Thu, 30 Oct 2003 05:08:49 GMT

i love how fucking hurt i am right now.
i love this.
i love how im hurting so bad and no one even knows.
hi. im not hiding it too well.. just so you know.
it'd be nice if you open your fucking eyes
and see how fucking hurt i am.
but who cares.
im candy i have no feelings.
candy doesnt get hurt.
all candy does is do drugs all day
candy has no feelings. candy doesnt get hurt.
candy is strong.
thanks for seeing how miserable i am.
thanks for caring and trying to help me.
oh ya. just kidding.
no one even knows im hurting.
because you dont care a fuck enough to see it.
i fucking HATE this
i hate this so fucking much with a passion its sickening.
well im gonna go do some more drugs and sleep.
cause that's all candy is good for.
bye.

Digital Bath

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besides the beautiful part..
it couldnt be more true.

Wed, 29 Oct 2003 18:09:45 GMT

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
imxdyingxabout goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Stoner.
__macbeth tricks you! You get a pen cap.
and0o gives you 7 green cherry-flavoured gummy bears.
blinkduckiee182 tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
electroshockme gives you 8 pink mint-flavoured pieces of taffy.
fuckfuckwhore tricks you! You lose 10 pieces of candy!
nicole_shmicole gives you 18 red-orange watermelon-flavoured miniature candy bars.
robo_x_cack gives you 12 tan apple-flavoured pieces of taffy.
vicken gives you 18 mauve cinnamon-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
xnewxwonderx gives you 1 white grape-flavoured wafers.
your_eyes_lie gives you 19 light green pineapple-flavoured gummy fruits.
imxdyingxabout ends up with 72 pieces of candy, and a pen cap.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

FREEE TICKETSSS!<3

Wed, 29 Oct 2003 05:01:54 GMT

alright...
i have 2 free tickets to magic mountain..
and i reallly really realllly wanna goooo
but all my friends are gayy and dont wanna go!
so like..yaaaa.

if ANYONE wants to go to magic mountain with me soon IM me!!! LuMpY Centre 420
i have a free tickettt....all you need to do is come pick me up!<3
and we'll blazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze...duhh.
ok i know you all wanna take me to magic mountain so doo itt!!
oh ya..
i live in Santa Clarita...which is 5 min from magic mountain..
so its not even out of the wayyyyyyyyy yay! =)
ok bye

Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:48:48 GMT

haha..
everyone please support
your local Endo Cloud<3

BOOOOOOOOOOOBS!<3
i like my boooooobs.
but ya.
support Endo Cloud<3
byeeeeeee

Mon, 27 Oct 2003 14:22:07 GMT

lalalalalalala
it's 6:20 AMmMMMmm
and i am stillll awakkkke
havent slept yetttttttttt.
hmmm..
i think it was the coke.
WHO KNOWS!!!!!
all i know is that i need a fucking ciggarrette ASAP<3
ok. cigg time.
HAHHAAHA OMG ALL THESE FUCKS ARE GETTING UP NOW TO GO TO SCHOOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! wow that's so funnny for some reason!
OR MAYBE IM JUST VERY GAYY! k BYEEEEEEEE!

CUUUUUUUTE FOREVERRRR!!!!!

Mon, 27 Oct 2003 05:42:48 GMT

im so light headed right now.
I <3 coke so much.
it's such a fucking awesome high.
right now i feel comfortably numb

james called me today telling me that he has neumonia and that hes not gonna treat it and he might die. haahhahaa. i was like..."that's not too smart".
whateverrrrrrrrr jamesss.
sometimes during the day i start to think i miss him..
but then he calls me and says shit like that..
and it makes me happy that were not together anymore.
he needs to get his shit together.
as do i.
but im in no rush.
FUCK IT.<3

there's SOMEBODY that has been on my mind a lot lately.
but i dare not ever say who.
only a certain select few know.
so consider yourselves special<3
you know who im talking about =)
lalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalala

hey beka.. CUTE FOREVERRRRR!!!!

Sat, 25 Oct 2003 22:41:38 GMT

haha i was soo stoned last night.
i LOVE waking up in the morning not exactly remember what you did last nght.
i didnt do shit last night...but its funny cause for some reason it feels like i did..
and i dont remember it. oh welllll. who knows.
but tonight should be some funn<3
im def. gonna get DRUNKKKKKKK<3
i fucking love sublime soo much!
jsadkfjskjfklsdjfkljflskdjfksdjfklsdj
go and raid the sound and tell people the news
ohhh heyyy
tell them reggae music is on the loose
<333333333333333333333333333

i talked to soo many awesome people who i love so much last night!!!<3
jesssicaaaaa<3 and TACHAAAAA my love! <3 and CAMMYYYYYYYY, and Jesssssss and yes. Rikka<3 so nice to hear from you again you still = awesome.
ohh..i talked to chance last night at like 4am or something.
haha thats what i didnt remember.
yes. aw. chance<3 hes so cool.
and i <3 hissss ........... =)

people wanna come up and they wanna tell me
smokin crack cocaine better than sensi
your pumpin that shit yo were sick of it
tweakin every weekend and we just cant take it
oohwhoaaawhoaaawhoaaaaaaaaaawhoaaaaaaa
we dont want plastic

Sat, 25 Oct 2003 07:26:07 GMT

I am soooo officially over James.
sooooooooo over himmmmm.
lalalallalalala....hes gayy anyway.
stupid fuck.
he makes me get off the phone with someone..
who i havent talked to in a long time..
and btw..it was REALLY nice talking to you tonight<3
so ya.
hes like.."i just wanna let you know im getting head right now"
hhahaahahhahaha..DUUUUUUUUDE whoooo does that!?
but whateverrrrrrrrrr...i dont carrrrrre.
me and beka are fine.
i <3 beka.
and i <3 her brother.

a lot of random shit has been happening lately..
A LOTTT of weird random shit.
<3

Sat, 25 Oct 2003 00:16:21 GMT

haha dude this is so great.
when things just keep gettting worse..
something goes worser.
so i guess Beka is too mature for me now.
she's too busy in her bus busy life of coffee and walks
that she has no more time for me.
she doesnt have time to talk to her bestfreind..
who just happens to be kinda going a little insane right now..
considering everything in my fucked up life is just fucked right now.
but hey dude....fuck it all for starbucks.
Starbucks is a VERY important deal everyone.
Make sure you follow in your loser mothers footsteps everyone!
but ya.
Ben makes his own decisions.
just like you. you make your own decision.
just like how you made your decision that your too grown up for me now.
well whatever.
i honestly can say i dont even care.
because at this point im expecting a piano to fall right on my head.
it's only the next best thing that can happen.
but whatever.
i hope you have fun at your movie store and starbucks.
COFFEEEE IS GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
bye "bestfreind"!

Fri, 24 Oct 2003 21:28:10 GMT

2:22 pm. make a wish!!! =)

ya sooo...last night was pretty fun.
ben and justin came over and we smoked a little..
did a little too many lines. but it was all good. no overdoses.
then james calls me after they left..
with some bitch in his fucking bed. and i was like..."you really have to be the most gayyest person alive". like...he totally did it on purpose. but whatever.
this fool just seriously needs to get on.
but i have to admit..it does kinda hurt.
me and him could of been a real good thing. but of course..
i had to fuck it up. but he also did his share of fucking up.
so whatever.
i guess we obviously werent meant to be.
so then i called up chance<3 and he made me feel soo much better.
i love chance so much hes SUCH a good friend to me.
i always end up smiling SO BIG when i talk to himm.
were gonna hang out todayy! yay!! and smoke smoke smoke.
and me and ben and justin are gonna blaze later<3

see...this is what i need.
i need people who care for me around me.
and i lovvve everyone who gives 2 shits<3
thank you all for support. even though its not that bad of a break up..
still hurts. but ill be over it soon enough.
ok.
showerr timme<3
bye

Fri, 24 Oct 2003 08:58:48 GMT

i did way to fucking much coke tongiht
omg
my head it like a swollen fucking plum
omg my nose is burning so bad
and its stuffy
SO FUCKING HIGHHHHHHHH
you dont even know
i need weed
im gonna go smoke
james called me tonight with some bitch in his fucking bed.
sooooooooo awesome.
man fuck him.
i love ben so much!
thank you beka for having such a fucking awesome brother!
and beka..just so you know..
i did coke with your brother tonight.
a lot of itand were bestfreinds now! i love him!
i love lemon gatorade
bye!
p.s. chance is THE MOST FUCKING SWEETEST boy ive ever known

Fri, 24 Oct 2003 01:26:53 GMT

alright.
even thought no one cares..
i am very stoned right now.
and i had some time to think..
and smoke with my friend matt made me feel better.
he talkedto me. and we smoked.
and i realized..
FUCK JAMES.
who cares about what he does now.
i dont care.
i care about myself. thats all.
i need a little room to breath.
cause im one step closer to the edge and im about to break
shut up when im talking to you.
shut up.
sbut up.
shut up when im talking to you.
i am going to start shaping my fucking life up now.
i need to get a job. i need to move.
i need my car. i need weed.
this is all that should matter to me now.
I AM GOING TO BE STRONG.
I AM A STRONG FUCKING PERSON.
because im candy fucking eriksson.
and i pimp guys..not fucking cry over them.
all the guys in the world can now line up and one by one fucking suck my dick cause i just dont give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I love my dead white and black rose hanging from my wall.
PEACE<3